For a little over a week now, you have looked into the intimate details of my life abroad. The pain, pleasure, perseverance, and profuse writing have all been yours to enjoy with little work from yourself. This can be no more. It is now YOUR turn to tell me about your intricate lives, hopes, desperation, and general malaise you have caused everyone else. I fully expect at least a paragraph about what it happening in your lives. You see, I care deeply about all of you who have enough free time and boredom in your life, that there is enough time to read inane posting after posting of mine. Judging from the amount of bandwith being drawn from the videos downloaded on mosteal.com, I know there are a few of you out there. So give it to me--straight up and cut to the bone. I can take it.
A few of you have rather been absent in any and all posts. Where are the challenges--the truths and dares if you will. Has all your imagination gone to sleep? Must I slap you with the gauntlet to get you out of your American sloth (to those not reading between lines....I just did)?
To Ryan N., where is the description of the Ice House Debauchery? If there ever was a person who was filled with verbose verbage and the antithesis of brevity--tis you! Yet I hear but a faint remembrance of vomit with nothing to give it clarity. Has dictation already sapped the creative will?
Brain K., where is the california dream you speaked of? The lush trees, the beautiful women you can now only look at (please send pics)?
Nate, where are the scenarios I thought for sure would test my braveness or aka insanity?
Dee, how come I see no flannel pics with angry looks? I want to see the beaches swarming! Your the photographer of the group--quit shunning me!
Adrianne, where is the latest 'Kase' requests for me to try?
All the others--susan, jeanna, bruce, rob, cindy, michelle, robert, teresa, mike, jonathan, becky, john, abby. etc--I now your out there.
These are but a few of the challenges I await. Send me your worst!
Peace. The t-dog.
PS. I'm in Slovenia right now while reading DRACULA. That make me just a little cool.
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well son ,its like being there with u as you have made this trip. your pictures and writings have made my days.
its been really nice to hear from you, its like seeing thru your eyes, its great that you are safe in what you are doing....I finally got my position at work, and boy its alot of work.. the weather has been about 13* to 23*. some snow. and my car has held up GREAT.
even though your Professor said...
ur writtings, I read everyday, have
fun, keep sending pic`t.......M&D
So it was the first time I have seen my dad in days, so we desided to go out for some food, conversation and drinks.
We went to Durkins Irish Pub in downtown Anoka, a nice, quiet, small, not to smokey establishment. We made conversation about what has been happening in life. When we walked in people had a look on there faces, thinking hes too old for her. Can't I go out for dinner with my dad! We desided to get some nummy hamburgers with fries and potato skins with a side of alchohol. They had one of those bar games that everyone can play. So we were playing but then would start talking and forget about reading the question so we went off of the clues and would try to beat each other with the answer. It was funnier then it sounds I guess you had to be there. So did you know that I am a light weight...I only wanted one drink well the girl must have thought I wanted another so she brought me one. Because I didn't want it to go to waste I drank it, WOW, I sleep better then ever... I was tosted at 7PM, we went out at 6PM, how sad! Today I realized that this year isn't going very good so far. Work has its issues that everyone is trying to work out. My animals have issues, Erne my fish is sick he isnt suppose to be that pale and sneakers the gerbal is missing a little bit of hair do to bad hygene that I caused be not cleaning the cage. My health is getting better, only a little dribble after being sick for months on end, people were concerned, now I need to stop beating myself up at work. But I am in need of that well needed vacation that I am going to have in 3 weeks in Costa Rica, I need a mind break from reality and my crazy ways before I crack like saltine crackers. But until then I will figure out my shit to get life back in line. This weekend because I dont work I will go up north visit my grandmother with my dad and some others, there is a ice fishing tournament $5 a hole.
Otherwise it is cool to here about your trip, which you already know. So being where you are... I dare you to go upto some women at night and act like your going to suck her blood. Besides I dont know what else is there, thats the
first thing that popped up in my head. OR you just try the grossest looking food you have ever seen, if there is such a thing.
If I'm reading this nearly 10 years on, does it mean you're still interested in the lives of those who read your blog? Because that is what matters right now, a whole lot. It will define the way forward, for you and for some others too. A lot might have changed in these 10 years. You're a different person, I know I certainly have aged a bit... in just a matter of three days. Time after all is relative, isn't it? It's not the seconds and minutes, but the decisions we make that matter in such cases. I made one recently that I have regretted since about two minutes after making it. And now I'm trying to fix it, but I don't know if I'll get the chance. I had something precious, but also something that was extremely fragile. Move away from it for a second, and you've lost it. Well, I'm currently trying to find out if I've lost what was mine, or whether I can still find it and keep it. That's my story. Hope you read this. And if you do, I hope you will know who I am.
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