Prove your loyalty

Friday night the guys threw me one last party, --it lasted until Sunday morning. In terms of the amount beer and laughter consumed and heard throughout the night, it cannot possibly ever be beaten. It...was...just...that...good. Those that were sober cabs, probably have a different version of some of the events that follow, but I thank their sacrifice anyway.

Friday night started at Famous Dave's where the highlights for me were watching a BBQ sauce squirt fight happen between Jason and Andy, the singer dedicating a song to me (You made me feel like a natural women.....) and having a pretty cool gift that consisted of a picture album of drunken moments from years past. Priceless. Probably the most hilarious situation this weekend happened at the Gastafs nightclub on Friday night and is presented in the following prose:



Ripe was the feeling that followed.
from copious amounts of beer that was swallowed
arrived at gastauf's with twinkle in the eye
half hour before closing, for one last try

a mexican vixen I did meet
she made me and saw me as sweet
a bigger mistake has never been made
when she wooed me and tried to get laid

so a little fun was made of my new friend
when Michelle became my lover for pretend
But this little drama had no effect
for this little vixen had no respect

for herself or my former lover Michelle
only eyes for me, my latin tinkerbelle
so the antie went up when I asked her how true
her loyalty could be, was I just the latest pursue?

NO! NO! her kids were to be STEELE named
just let me prove it she exclaimed
so I thought of a test for this little demand
to prove where her loyalty really did stand

To my friend Andy I pointed, and I said to her
lay upon him french kisses with breath reeking of liquor
no sooner was it said and she leapt to the task
like she was downing some tequila flavored flask

down did I go, laughing with glee
seeing her kiss Andy, to prove her loyalty (to me)
but unfortunetly, I still had to say no
while still curled up and laughing in the snow