Sometimes, even I know I'm being a real......jerk. Coming home from a goodbye beer with Brian, I stumbled upon this poor soul, who decided it was easier to use a fire hydrant to jack up her whole front end. See her? She's a little to the left of the car up above. Maybe she needed to change her tires or her horn oil--I'm not sure. What I am sure of was the first thing I grabbed was my camera and started taking pics, and then woke up a few members of the house so we could all watch out front. We then waited for the wrecker and cops to come. After about 20 minutes, the cop came and made her his guest in the back seat of the cruiser. He then searched the car--What did he find? Only what might have been a flask in the front seat. This is a lesson to learn folks, if you run over a fire hydrant, throw out the flask before the cops get there.

And then beat the kid taking pics of your stupid self before he puts it on the internet for all to see.