Dear anonymous,
I think it very selfish of me of what I have done to your poor soul. You have given much time and effort into your comments, and then proceeded to comment on your comments when no one else has come forth in a due and respectable manner, to give credit to your very agreeable and humble nature. You give wise advice (about Koreans and washable parts) and thoughtful fables complete with virtuous morals (see story of one Terry and two wall-eating girls).
But I do have some advice to remedy both of our situations--my guilt and the respect that is your fair due. It is high time, Anonymous, that you start your own blog. I believe you have contemplated this yourself, gave yourself a few nudges, but something was always in the way. Probably another porn website. Trust me, I know what you are going through. But the obstacles are few and the rewards great. I am guessing write off the bat you will have a pretty good fan base and we all know that you always have something to say. Now it is time to put it in hexcode for the eventual neuronal stimuluation deep into our brains. It will also give me opportunities to impart my own advice and morals to your follies and success. I await to here your pen name and blog title.
My second letter of apology goes to the glass fish. It turns out they did not eat the ghost shrimp. In fact I found all four ghost shrimp on one plant--eating all its leaves. It turns out the shrimp looking carcases I picked up off the bottom of the tank were nothing more than molts. Detective Terry never claimed he was a crime scene investigator--only a super sleuth. A settlement is currently being worked out between the glass fish and Detective Terry, otherwise they sue for defamation of character. Installation of cave-like hiding places is currently in order.
On the not so fun front, tomorrow I have four wisdom teeth ripped out of my mouth. No more (tooth) stowaways for me. You do the job you were evolutionary designed for, or its a bloody hike out. I might make a necklace of them when I`m done. This is sure to impress the ladies--along with four toothless sockets. Nothing but ice cream and soup for the next couple of days for me--and lots of ibuprofen.
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Great story with the shrimp. Good luck with the dental procedure. Thanks for the nudging to go for the blog, but you know I am only good at criticizing and deriding others. I would never be good in the lead role when I actually have to make myself vulnerable.
On the flip side, this is Terry's blog and I certainly don't want to hijack the focus because you are eons more interesting than myself... I will not allow myself to be an obstacle to any more of Terry's creative blogs.
No more drunken typing for me.
Yeah, no more drinking and typing for you. Who are you anyway? We're all dying to know.
We are the same person.... "anonymous", right?
Maybe we should all place Vegas style wagers.... then uncover the mysterious typist.
More importantly.... who are you?
At least we all have something in common. Our undying desire to spend as much "Terry-time" while on the computer as possible.
I am happy that your shrimp are ok, and the other fish are innocent. ;)
Who is anonymous????? I think anonymous should not be aloud, I would like a clue to who you are. Or are you the other side of Terry, his spit personality?
(If you dont know me, please don't take everything I say to heart. I am a very happy person!!! Have a good night all!!
Just in case you didn't know what I ment by "anonymous should not be aloud", I ment the name Anonymous.
It's too late teeny, I already took those words to heart and I am crushed. I am surprised I have even been able to muster up enough enthusiasm to type this.
On a more interesting note.... what did the mysteriously deleted post say???... now that has my attention.
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